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Collins Belton

@collins_belton

Father, Husband, Attorney, Gamer, Wanderer, More Existential and Pithy Words Implying A Perfectly Calibrated Blend of Complexity and Simplicity.

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calendar_today11-05-2019 02:25:31

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So Kendrick Lamar really about to make me have to study the Talmud and Takenouchi Manuscripts in order to understand a rap diss in 2024. I didn't even know I could enjoy homework...

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With the avalanche of term sheets I’ve seen in April, no idea how half of CT has time for internecine warfare while the other half has time to pick up a securities law LLM. Y’all are elite multitaskers.

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Genuinely considering gouging out my vocal cords to make it impossible for me to have yet another day of 5+ hours of Zooms. Prosthetics should be far enough in 20 years to restore them when we’re all telebeaming comms into each other’s medulla anyway.

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