When #Trump was President...

Guy: I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.

Woman: I'm hungry, want some Meatloaf?

A TED Talk but it’s just me in an ill-fitting bathrobe and a Steven Seagal ponytail railing against my HOA and their criminally loose definition of a pancake breakfast.

Team work makes the dream work.

Kevin Dombrowski Everyone knows when you get med's and they say don't drink... Drink. Smoke a bowl and go for the trifecta. You got this man.

I had to go through chemotherapy.

White House sources say Joe Biden is furious The Eagles booed his wife and plans to call Don Henley personally.

Live Free Uncle Rico . 9 pm subscribe to the YouTube

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Sir Robert Levy 🎤 Mike Morse The Uncle Rico Show SHULI IsoDoh

See you tomorrow, #MyrtleBeach ! Come hangout at the @ComedyCabana this week! I'm there until October 22. Grab your tickets: comedycabana.com

2 more shows tonight Sun. Oct. 16 ComedyCellarVegas Rio Las Vegas #comedy #vegas

I can't believe Trump killed Angela Lansbury

The corn maze. Such a quintessentially American thing. That’ll be ten bucks. Get lost.

See you next week, #MyrtleBeach ! I'll be at the Comedy Cabana from October 18-22. Grab your tickets: comedycabana.com

I'm at the Comedy Cellar at the Rio all week (October 10-16)! Grab your tickets and come hangout: bit.ly/DerekComedyCel…

Liberty Twp (Cincy), OH this weekend and other tour dates at Davelandau.com #Ahoy funnybone tix: liberty.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/d7…

Saturday October 15th 8:30Brennan &levy’s comedy loft at kayceerays.com located above the the landis theater with Eric McMahon, Steve Trevelise Sir Robert Levy 🎤 & more get tickets now Kaceerays.com #comedy #standupcomedy #podcasts #PodernFamily KevinBrennan777 retweet

See you next week, #MyrtleBeach ! I'll be at the Comedy Cabana from October 18-22. Grab your tickets: comedycabana.com