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Consulting Comedy

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To all interested, this is how I was able to nail my interview and get a job at McKinsey:

1. Wake up at 4am on the day of the interview.
2. Squeeze in a good 10km run.
3. Have a protein-rich breakfast.
4. Arrive at the interview at least 30 mins ahead of time.
5. Visualize

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What’s a dirty little secret that you know only because you work in management consulting?

“If we don’t know the answer, we act like it’s complicated, tell you ‘it depends’ then charge you a premium for it.”

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*partner email to all*

“Today, on intn’l family day, I want to remind everyone of the importance of being on client site, in buttfknowhere Arkansas. Therefore, remote work will be strictly forbidden and I expect everyone to be as far away from their families as possible. Tx”

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Client: “The recommendation seems very solid. It was apparently based on Expert Input and Firm analysis”

Overworked 22yo consultant in the room who googled all the recommendations:

Client: “The recommendation seems very solid. It was apparently based on Expert Input and Firm analysis” Overworked 22yo consultant in the room who googled all the recommendations:
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Thought of the day:

'Sometimes, hearing a 'good job' and getting recognition and a tap on the back from management is all a consultant is looking for.'

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