of course i had to put the bigger side of the double dildo in my asshole 🤪🕳 (toy is “craboo” from @nothosaurtoys!)

I just saw a girl say new hocus pocus was terrible and yesterday a girl said it was very well done. I love girls.

✨In my goddess era✨

Reminding myself to get a new bike so my kid can have my old bike so we can start biking together.

Break up with your girlfriend, she’s

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🔥@DannySteeleXXX

I just yawned and broke my back

*vibrator on the floor continues vibrating 20 mins later*

LMAOOO I DONE REVIEWED KEVIN HART RESTAURANT MANE IM VEGAN NOW #harthouse

Hook up with your friends. You don't have to escalate the relationship after. Just enjoy each other's company and bodies.

I’m ready ^_^

It’s the first of the month, wake up wake up 😛

Men are really horrifically boring

When you stop feeding them, they'll simply find some other place to eat.

Are those half nurse/half OF girls real? Or are they like those half spiderman/half OF girls?