Priti Patel is a moron.

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Obviously I now move in quite eclectic celebrity circles, one of those circles randomly has the wonderful Count Binface in He’s landing in Bath in a few weeks, he’s amazing live. Come and fill this venue that probably looked a lot smaller when he booked it from space x

Count Binface is supporting Shelter this evening with his warm up show. Go along for an evening of laughs and show your support to Shelter!

If you fancy a bit of premium Binface in your life, my latest bonus Substack is now up. Beam it into your inbox here! countbinface.substack.com/p/keir-and-pre… Also available at BetterThanX.co.uk 😉

Join the queue dimension. Come see Count Binface LIVE! Comedy, politics, and not a single track from Be Here Now in sight. Now with new extra London date on 3 December. Make your ticket Count! Tour starts in Cardiff on 12 September. Make your ticket Count! Aegp.uk/binface

TRUE! Get ‘em while they’re hot.

Aegp.uk/Binface Roll Up!

For the intergalactic angle on the Oasis reunion, and all the latest on THE big tour to hit planet Earth, have a peek at my latest substack post: countbinface.substack.com/p/scam-pain-su…

TODAY! My first full-page column in a national newspaper.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!

Join my campaign and see me on tour! NO DYNAMIC PRICING because I'm not a prick. Tickets at aegp.uk/binface Cardiff 12 Sept, Bath 13 Sept, then Hull, Leeds, Glasgow, Sheffield, Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham, Leicester, Cambridge, Edinburgh, Brighton, Croydon & London

The legendary Count Binface will be coming to Komedia Bath and the The Wardrobe Theatre in Bristol this autumn: backstagebristol.com/count-binface-…

Debuting later this month, Cardiff Music City and theatre dominate this month's print issue with features from: Dom Joly Nik Kershaw Ffoto Cymru Count Binface Aberystwyth Comedy Festival National Dance Company Wales Sherman Theatre / Theatr y Sherman Leftfield Orbital ogun Abergavenny Food Festival buzzmag.co.uk/magazine/

Everyones favourite extraterrestrial politician, Count Binface will be invading Cardiff with his brand new live comedy show. itsoncardiff.co.uk/count-binface-…

HULL! I'm bringing Bindependence Day to you. Come join me on Tuesday 17th September for an evening of ingergalactic sci-fi satire, sensibly-priced croissants and CEEFAX! Tickets here: aegp.uk/binface Lucy Beaumont

HUMANS. Come see Count Binface LIVE! My tour begins Thurs 12 Sept in Cardiff. Tickets here: aegp.uk/Binface #MakeYourAutumnCount