When it’s morning and people are saying words and expecting things from me..

Crossing things off my to do list. I didn’t do them , I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

I guess folks ideas of what a “ sex kitten” is and mine are drastically different.

On those days you feel like throwing in the towel, just remember it makes more laundry.

Strangely though, I am also thankful for those that counted me out.

Here goes Big Lots.

We’re not going back!

I’m a lot nicer with my bra off.

No words ..

Spooky nights are coming 😊🎃

Well this looks tasty.

In my defense the neighbors new baby DOES sound like a mad squirrel so they shouldn’t have gotten so upset when I offered to “ shoot that thing”.

She just may be very fun to party with…

My problem is I want my house to look like no one lives in it.

Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet they could make juice without oranges.

Not to be a spoilsport or anything , but how the heck do they know where this things coming down? I mean their track record is …baaad.