Wondering how best to enjoy Scotland's Golden Cross Cheese Balls?
Don't go all in at once - enjoy those first dusty handfuls - but let them rest in an open packet for 24 hours.
Once slightly stale, the cheese-crunch/chew is eye-opening and what the founding fathers intended.

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So excited to be interviewing brilliant Danny Wallace about his equally-brilliant new book Somebody Told Me…

Waterstones Brighton this coming Weds 8th May.

Expect lies, trolls, conspiracies — and great hair.

I can't get no respect!

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HA! We DID it!

We #RIGGED the elections and NO ONE found out!

cc Sadiq Khan The Labour Party Susan Hall AM

Wait! I accidentally tagged Councill -

I adored this chat with @schreiberland about ghosts, coincidences and everything weird...

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Laura Kuenssberg just told me there are plenty of jittery people tonight who think there is going to be a big upset tomorrow because we're skipping Sunday and going straight to Monday. A lot of people saying this.

I predict great things for Susan Hall!

To celebrate the release of Danny Wallace's Somebody Told Me, we're giving away a 3-month Pizza Lover’s membership, a framed ‘Eye of Danny’ print, and a signed copy! Enter here: bit.ly/3UAvvDt

Susan Hall becoming London Mayor would be like Wagner winning X Factor.
Also just as likely.

Hearing from four (usually v reliable) Westminster sources that tweets like this are usually wrong

Yesterday, as I drove past her, a little girl blew a raspberry at me.

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Listen to Steffan.
And catch me talking about it live at Co-op Live (outside in the car park).