When someone confuses me for someone else, I always want to be like ok but now you have to show me a pic cause I need to know if she’s cute.

Im at a dive bar.

Performance of the year so far. This guy has got the sauce.

I was bored sitting at home playing on my phone so I went to a bar so I could play on my phone :)

How it feels to finally get your period after a week of thinking everyone hates you, feeling bloated, having no energy and being depressed.

Just saw a video on Instagram that read “your ego will have you crying over a closed door that has nothing behind it”. What a word. Sometimes we can internalise rejection without realising the rejection was actually a favour to us!

Does anyone even eat at Moshi Moshis in Miami or are they just spaces for making take out food?

Hating me in 2024 is wild. Get over yourselves

Walking down the street listening to the Challengers soundtrack and it’s very windy out. Feeling like I’m omw to fuck my ex boyfriend in New Rochelle who is also my husband’s former best friend while wearing sexy grown up lingerie after injuring my knee playing college tennis.

Ok the wind storm in Challengers felt very unnecessary but everything else 10/10

The music in Challengers is soooo good.

Hard launching my next boyfriend with “I’m having his baby. No I’m not but you should see your faces.” And then we’ll break up the next day.

Having children play this Synanon game seems like a perfect pipeline to create drug addicts who wind up in Synanon as adults.

I am once again coming on to this platform to complain about how Law & Order SVU has the most sporadic and nonsensical airing schedule I’ve ever seen.

Adding context to tweets is so great cause people will be like I survived 7 days in an abandoned city but then you read the context, and it says no they didn’t, the city isn’t abandoned and they’re a liar.

The best and funniest kind of tipsy to me is responsible tipsy when I wake up the next day and I’m like oh I had two espresso martinis and then packaged my dog’s food, plugged in my phone before bed and ran the dishwasher.

If my friends are gonna tell me I have no identity outside of my man, then they better take me some place nicer than an NYC Old Navy. #summerhouse

Me if getting food delivered was a crime

we will literally buy you Chili’s anytime

cannot believe a CHARLI XCX tour presale was a bloodbath… times have changed