May the game be as good as the pregame bit when Charles Barkley thought a herd of French bulldogs were raccoons.

I don’t really know the rules of this sport or anything , but my guy Shea there just seemed to be playing hockey. Ok good night until the next one. #hockeyhottakes

There's a fine line between 'Playoff overtime is so exciting' and 'I'm just resting my eyes, I'll turn the TV off when it's over.' #hockeyhottakes

If the network mistakenly switches away from the dramatic end of a skating sport contest, do they call it The Heiden Game?

Is this when I’m supposed to start watching hockey and developing strong opinions about something I know nothing about?

Asking for a friend.

I can’t wait to watch Game 21 of this Pacers-Knicks series.

This is why you don’t let men go to the store unattended. ⁦Mark Hamill⁩ ⁦Ryan McGee⁩ #maythe4thbewithyou #atleastuntilhe21st

You’ve been a great crowd. I’ve got one more song left.

I call this one “Let’s Just Walk Home,” from my first album “Better Idea In The Daylight and Downhill.”

As always, when investing in the Kentucky Derby, you can never go wrong betting on #SomeHorse

But if you're going to the Lovin' Life Festival in Charlotte today, it's bound to be a mudder.

John Fox and I need this hat.

The boy from The Chainsmokers just said he’s never seen more khaki shorts and I feel seen rather than attacked.

Nic Batum appreciation post send tweet.

6:30 p.m. NBA playoff tips so I can see both games?

Yes, please.

#old

They could hang it next to some of my best work. twitter.com/daringantt/sta…

There is no greater flex in the city of Charlotte than “I walked to Laurel Market to get a sandwich.”

That’s why brokes like me park a few blocks away.