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Had a dream where I played Dopesmoker on a Waffle House jukebox and got shot

my ideal morning routine

My second submission.

I’m a single-issue voter

Got into taking magnesium supplements and didn’t realize I was missing out on the best dreams of my life

Dream night before last: the life and times of Billy Bob Thorax, a Bug’s Life™ style ant played by Billy Bob Thornton who blasts cigs at the mall and hits on high schoolers

Alright, hear me out: let's try three germanies this time

the ted chiang thinkpiece is lost on me because the second i saw this picture 2 years ago, i knew that not only can AI create art, it can do so far better than any human can

zach silberberg hey you wanna sword fight you wanna sword fight with me dedidididedi

As I've been saying, Tucker - Sauron has been clear about his peaceful, unifying intentions, and yet Gondor persists in its expansionist schemes! The placement of a garrison in Osgiliath is an escalatory action that must be condemned by all the Free peoples of Middle Earth.

Watching this might actually kill my father

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

There are lawyers who felt timid dealing with this judge

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