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dave karpf (dormant account. Find me elsewhere)

@davekarpf

Dormant account. I'm on bluesky/Substack/Mastodon ("davekarpf" everywhere).

Elon Musk spent $44B to ruin Twitter. His midlife crisis shouldn't be our problem.

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Anna bikes MKE(@bailliekova) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've forgiven a lot but NYT sending me a push notification for something written by Bret Stephens is beyond the pale.

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Ben Rosen(@ben_rosen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Welcome to ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช ๐—ง๐—ช๐—œ๐—ง๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ

When you receive ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ž๐—˜๐—ฆ you will earn ๐Ÿญ ๐— ๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—ž ๐—•๐—จ๐—–๐—ž. When you earn ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿต ๐— ๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—ž ๐—•๐—จ๐—–๐—ž๐—ฆ you can say ๐—” ๐—ฆ๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ฅ

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Cody Johnston(@drmistercody) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Threatening to fire people for taking longer than a week to finish a terrible idea that nobody wants is just another example of the brilliance that will get us to Mars by 2018.

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dave karpf (dormant account. Find me elsewhere)(@davekarpf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One topic covered in Management 101: donโ€™t bang any of your direct reports.

If you took management 101 training at neuralink, they skipped that lesson.

One topic covered in Management 101: donโ€™t bang any of your direct reports. If you took management 101 training at neuralink, they skipped that lesson.
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Andrew Lawrence(@ndrew_lawrence) 's Twitter Profile Photo

itโ€™s possible thereโ€™s some sort of โ€œbrewsters millionsโ€ thing going on where elon has to lose $44B or else he has to spend time with his children

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Christopher Hooks(@cd_hooks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the checkmark is not important for most people and ill happily lose it, but if there's no exception for journalists, this amounts to asking the NYT, say, for hundreds of thousands of dollars so that trolls can't impersonate their people to cause trouble

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Guy Incognito(@plinytlonghair) 's Twitter Profile Photo

b-boy bouiebaisse My new theory: ElMo, Zuck, and Ye are in some kind of 3-way 'Brewster's Millions'-type bet, and whichever of them loses all their money 1st gets, like, the Ark of the Covenant, or the Holy Grail, or whatever.

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