i KNOW allie retweeted this and have to immediately state this is not true of me or brenna thank u .

7am. bobstock day 1. allie lost her ID in the uber to the airport. jim in the family gc asking how to make espresso martinis. my boyfriend is getting interrogated by my step mom asking for outfit advice. i have 78 texts. please say a prayer for us the weekend hasn’t even started

Bob stock

Love a grown ass man with a speech impediment let’s fweaking go dude

This image has brought me incredible peace. Like staring into pool water

went to the gym ANYWAY on period day 2 today and my instructor decided to pick on me the entire time can i get the strongest woman alive award pls and thank u

allie

nothing gets the family going like good ol’ fashioned ~𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴~

I love that monthly feeling of impending doom