I’ve been doing this merry dance with Virgin for the last 17 years, and they’ve given in so much I just have to WhatsApp them every 18 months now.

You are not prepared for how this guy pronounces Schweppes. 😭

Funny how there’s always cameras when Dwayne Johnson gives away trucks to old wrestlers and when he buys all the sweets in a 7-Eleven, but there’s no cameras around when he hangs out with rapists.

Wes Streeting MP Lord Sugar Wes, are there any boots you wouldn’t lick, given the choice?

Big fan of PAC coming out and shouting MUTHAFUCKA, six stars #AEWDynamite

Very tempted to see a Cascada/Scooter tribute band in one of Newcastle’s worst venues on Friday, somebody have a word with me youtu.be/tlmEI0DnzSc?si…

You'd have to kick seven shades of shit out of me before I'd admit to this x

There are no good billionaires.

Workers rights.

Pals in Scotland, do respond if you can. Important to drown out the transphobic voices.

The robots aren’t taking over yet folks.

A woman once came into the staples print center with a photo the size of a postage stamp and wanted to expand it to the size of a movie poster. When we told her, repeatedly, that it would look blurry, she told us to do it anyway. The next day she accused me of ruining a funeral.

Paying tribute to his hero Vince McMahon by walking about a room full of women exposing himself.

Well, somebody had to.

what a wonderful man

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is likely to make me vote Conservative more than a braying arsehole shouting TORIES OUT over journalists trying to interview MPs on BBC News. Renders the broadcast unlistenable - maybe that’s his aim though

brb, buying £5grand’s worth of shares in Bobby's Foods