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Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL

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Analysis | Hate Kristi Noem all you want for shooting a puppy in a gravel pit. The fact is she successfully owned the libs.

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Whether it's radical college students saying that Gaza has become an unacceptable humanitarian disaster or strongly pro-Israel members of Congress saying the same thing to Frank Luntz, both groups have adopted shrill rhetoric.

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Average household wealth for those under 40 in the U.S. is up 49% from its pre-pandemic level. Here's why that's bad new for Joe Biden.

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A gravel pit in deep blue Watertown, South Dakota might seem like a strange place to meet a Trump supporter. But over the cries of a dying puppy, you can hear whispers that Biden is the reason shotgun shells are $2 a piece.

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Kristi Noem should stop whining about her media treatment after killing a dog in a gravel pit. When I did that, I was forced to have a really boring meeting with my parents and the school psychologist.

by Stephen Miller

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Who Let The Dog Out?

Kristi Noem’s dastardly deed will galvanize the hard-core, tough-guy Baha MAGA Men. Is it a one-hit wonder or does she have it in her to keep on shootin’ pooches?

by Maureen Dowd

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Just told my 10yo daughter about Kristi Noem’s dog. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said ' forever'—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.

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The antisemitism in the student protests is appalling and offensive. And it's all being paid for by the Jew George Soros who secretly controls our usurious banking system.

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Is Columbia safe for Jewish students? We talked to a billionaire alumnus who lives in Massachusetts and a 35 year-old antisemite who’s unaffiliated with the university.

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My four-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked 'Daddy, why did the nice lady from South Dakota shoot her dog?' And when I told him 'Because the woke mind virus had turned the dog into a freeloader,' he started crying.

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As America’s paper of record, we believe in simply reporting facts and letting our readers draw their own conclusions. Here’s why we issued a news release explaining what our publisher meant when he hounded the vice president about not getting a one-on-one interview with Biden.

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