I just read the affidavit, and it's insane what Ohtani's ex-translator was betting on.

This was definitely a New York Times headline I never expected to see.

Is the person who writes NYT's Connections doing okay?

I got a voting guide in the mail telling me how cops want me to vote and it's even crazier than I thought.

Now that The Zone of Interest is streaming, I can finally watch it the way the director intended.

Is he really going after Taylor Swift???

Why would he do that???

I'm glad they're friends.

Rumor has it, that living Pop-Tart knew he was on the Epstein list and wanted to go out on his own terms.

Last year we worked with Keaton Patti to make a bot watch every holiday film ever made and write a holiday film. This year we did it again. Please enjoy the sequel to 'Carol's Christmas Carol For Carol, A Woman Named Carol'

We asked Keaton Patti to force a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of holiday movies and then asked it to write a holiday movie of its own. Then we animated it. Here it is:

The names on the Epstein list aren't even out yet, but the fallout has already started.

wtf is this birthday card???

If you're a fan of Bot Scripts, check out this great adaptation on BBC Radio 4. New episodes coming out the next few Wednesdays.

And yes, legally this means the Bot is now British. Just like it always wanted.

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bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

New season of Wacky Races looks amazing.

It's about time Panera warned people trying to order that super caffeinated lemonade.

Tfw when you die from Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

Ridley Scott when random people start giving Napoleon bad reviews.