Why don’t they make movies like Superbad anymore?

Ghulam

Only an Indian govt body, like the BMC, can wash their hands off of a tragedy that tragically killed several people by saying they didn't approve what was supposedly India's largest hoarding and they didn't know it was there. So they aren't responsible.

I hope you never forget this loss, Smriti Irani. You were the Women and Child Development Minister. You kept mum when Olympians were assaulted by your Party’s man, you said nothing on Prajwal Ravanna, you did injustice to the Dalit girl of Lakhimpur Kheri. You deserve this.

Only in India. Pollster gets results prediction wrong. Predicts sweep for powerful ruling party. Then, after being shown up, sobs & weeps on live tv for several minutes while anchors crowd around saying ‘don’t cry, everyone makes mistakes my child..’ Totally bizarre

Happiness = Reality - Expectations

It’s remarkable how nearly the entire nation collectively believes that Bumrah will always deliver a good over, regardless of the opposition, conditions, or stage of the match. And he almost always does. Surreal bowler.

They’re just making sure the ball bounces before reaching the wicket. Have you learnt nothing in New York? 😂

A toss delay due to rain is the dumbest thing. Why can't we have tosses in the dressing room or somewhere inside😂?. We could then start play as soon as the outfield is ready, saving the 15-30 minutes between the toss and the first ball.

the difficult truth is that your entire life is defined by 2-3 important decisions and everything else is a rounding error

This is absolutely 🔥🔥🔥 He nailed it 🎯

Indian person moving to US on LinkedIn: “Happy to announce I am taking up a brand new opportunity…” Indian person moving back to India on LinkedIn: “India is a civilisation at a crossroads. This is India’s moment. When I went to Mumbai earlier this…”

A short trip abroad reminded me how Uber was meant to work. You call a cab, driver comes, picks you up, drops you and you walk out. Your credit card is charged. How India has fucked this up. You call a cab. Uber app asks you to pay for *previous* trip via UPI/credit card with

Sylvia Plath, yeah

I heard Manu Bhaker🇮🇳's team is taking legal action against brands putting congratulatory messages. And I am totally for it. The brands who back her and sponsor her spend money for years just for one or two of their athletes making it big, and all these other brands just take

ok but who’s going to tell the North Indians that telling someone that they don’t look/seem/sound South Indian isn’t the compliment they think it is

The racism would have been off the charts if the same was from an event hosted in India.

Still waiting for my Dunzo order from June 2022. 🤷🏽‍♂️

The TikTok of India was never gonna be a homegrown app, but obv no one was incentivized to publicly admit it.