@austin_probasco
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calendar_today10-02-2013 01:07:38
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vor 1 jahr
Please lord, I want to wake up feeling the cheesiest
Thanks Josh Pate for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 5,979 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/553DKKHsB…
Jalen Preston on UMASS: 'We are playing to get this chip off of our shoulders. Hopefully, we can dominate them.' Preston adds he hopes the Aggies can disrupt LSU's recent success: 'Hopefully, we can piss in their cornflakes.'
“Mike Leach doesn’t have a call for 3rd and 34” my friend, that’s what he’s built for.
mashallah the michelin man has converted to Islam, Alhamdulillah 🙏
Average jeans colour per US state
vor 3 jahre
The Peppermint Dipshit For your files.
Theres a part of the 'kiss from a rose' video where it's edited to look like batman is shocked by how good Seal is at singing
vor 9 jahre
Judas: still on for Friday?Jesus: Friday?Judas: yeah, the last supperJesus: the what?Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
vor 2 jahre
Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?Me: The one in Sesame StreetHer: He doesn't countMe: I can assure you that he does
vor 6 jahre
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t startBATMAN: check the batteryROBIN: what’s a tery
sir, a second bud light pitcher has hit the table
UMass has never beaten a team from a Power 5 conference.
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It's crazy how every single person running for office is an extremist according to the ads I see. I just want one ad that's like 'this dude is mid as hell.'
Luka.
The goalposts have exited Neyland