Seeing Weinstein's sentence today reminds me of the story of the judge who sentences an old man to 20 years in jail The old man says " I shall die before I get out " The judge says, very kindly, " Well, just do as many as you can "

#fireearlestown Big fire in Earlestown , reported to be a recycling centre #Earlestown

Fire at Sankey Valley Industrial Estate in Earlestown, near St Helens has now been declared a major incident. 20 fire engines from @merseyfire are now in attendance, as well as the combined platform ladder, high volume pump and incident command unit.

Many people killed in house fires are asleep at the time. A smoke alarm will wake you up and give you vital extra time to escape. Learn how to choose and test a smoke alarm 👉 manchesterfire.gov.uk/staying-safe/w… #TestItTuesday

Breaking News… Unfortunately we will no longer be filming #GordonGinoandFred mainly because Gordon Ramsay is too busy working on his hair highlights in USA. But don’t worry guys, Fred Sirieix and I have a plan #JustinGinoandFred Coming soon… GDx

It's believed Thomas could be in Merseyside - please retweet and help bring him home safely.

Have you been sacked for doing what your boss told you to do? You should consider joining a union.

Made an executive decision. With the prospect of three hours sitting in traffic, parked up, card out and home in the wee hours.

Love it when you make plans with someone then they piss off on you #

Wherever I lay my hat. ......