More and more people are realizing that 'Michael Clayton' is one of the best films of the 21st century

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Something something I do not know how to explain to you that you should care about other people something something

[hot girl passes me @ bar]

hottie: i like ur tattoos

me: ty but i cant flirt back. im kinda talking to someone rn

hottie: damn, i hope shes pretty

me: she is. wanna see her?

hottie: ya

me: [pulls mirror out my satchel, holds it up to her face] pretty right?

[she cracks up]

You could never make Bee Movie today.

Mark Antony—great guy—he offered me the crown! And I said no thank you. I said the people won’t like it if I accept the crown [crowd hooting] Would you like it? Well we’ll see. We’ll see what happens.

Officially licensed 1987 Super Mario Bros. sticker from Japan depicting a joke scenario where a Super Mushroom makes Mario grow, but his clothes stay the same size. The caption translates roughly to 'Oh, my clothes won't get bigger'.