i need a bf who can eat a ton so anything i can’t finish goes to him my beautiful little trash can my baby dumpster my lovely compost bin

Oh I know! First let’s talk about the lights. They’ve got an array of 5 circular trusses. These contain moving beam lights (yellow), moving wash lights (green), followspots on the 3rd/4th rings (purple), and some sort of multi-diode panels or tubes on the outer ring (red). 🧵

loving a man is a humiliation ritual

these “are we dating the same guy” groups are so funny lmao women will really date the ugliest fucking creatures and let them treat them like shit it’s crazy😭

why Travis dressed like a diner napkin that was used to clean up coffee

I’m glad my half bf is ok with me doing whatever I want rn bc if I had a man trying to control me on top of everything I have going on in my life I would go absolutely feral

Me and my friends would beat my ex husband with hammers, I’ll tell you that much

Yes, I am insane

The irony of seeing 15 boomer couples standing in line for the 1 human cashier at Aldi - leaving all the self-checkouts open - because they deeply fear being seen as incompetent to each other with the machines

Something was wrong with my car and my dad tried to talk to me about it and I was like “go away I’m trying to watch some reels before I go to work” and he asked how that helps me get ready for work and I told him it brings me joy before the pain

Look at this photo of famous tweeter Yo Gabapentin, what do you notice?

Curate me daddy

Asked my friend to meet my bf so I can know he’s not evil and she told me I haven’t complained about him to her yet so he must be okay bc I always have some sort of nonsense going on with the men I date 💀💀💀

I have no red flags I’m perfect and good at math

People have a hard time understanding consent

someone’s mom (top 6.9% of nice bitches) These men have been very unfair to me. The come and the fumble, that's a football term did you know that? The fumble me and I talk about them and they're different you know? I say to them, you're a different man than the other man and they say "oh I didn't know"