drinking matcha makes me feel like a plump spotted cow in a lush pasture under the big blue sky

instead of signing off emails as “warmly” we should be signing off as “wormly”. worms rock!

stepped in gum.. one of the classic buffoon experiences

why the fucck do we slap our knees when we laugh and why does it feel so rightttt!!

it’s because of that fuckass bob

the way some of you talk about goblins and orbs is so performative. talk to me when you’ve delved one dungeon

this man was dming a 16 year old actress on a children’s show my friend worked on

inspo

i like when everyone’s talking about the same thing on here. slumber party vibes. should we paint our nails?

thank you for notifying me about changes to your website’s terms of service. thank you for trusting me with that

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i love the idea of beefing with someone so you write poetry back and forth

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got the ick when 50 cent said “come give me a hug”

unfortunately i am addicted to watching videos like this

a sasparilla on the dusty trail goes so hard

i think it should be ok (even good?) to look at the sun.

they fucking nailed it when they named it Snorkeling