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crisscrossapplesauce

@crisscrossdude

Yes, thatโ€™s sarcasm, nothing special, just a guy

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calendar_today29-10-2013 16:54:43

21,6K Tweets

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Doc ๎จ€(@DocAtCDI) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I stayed in a hotel last night.

Before I went to bed, I called reception. and asked for a wakeup call. She said...
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Sir... Youโ€™re in your 50s, Overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!

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Squirrel Master(@kristiecsu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If youโ€™re worrying about Bidenโ€™s proposed capital gains tax, remember that it doesnโ€™t affect you. Do you make over $1 million a year? No? Then your taxes wonโ€™t go up. For ONCE, a president is taxing the rich instead of us, & rich people want to convince YOU to be upset about it.

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Devin Jackson 4 Senate(@DPurdyJackson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Montana laws have been written by oppressive Republicans for 15 years. They just passed the largest tax hike in history.

Montana is:
39th in wages
9th in housing costs
19th in cost of living

It's time for a change. If you want to be able to afford to stay in MT, elect Dems.

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Richard Williamson(@rcwmsn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is 100% ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ.
One need only look at the video to see this narrative is false.
I am neither saying Ashli Babbit deserved to die, nor that her death wasnโ€™t tragic. But she put herself needlessly and unlawfully at the forefront of harmโ€™s way and she paid the price. ๐ŸšซMartyrdom

This is 100% ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ. One need only look at the video to see this narrative is false. I am neither saying Ashli Babbit deserved to die, nor that her death wasnโ€™t tragic. But she put herself needlessly and unlawfully at the forefront of harmโ€™s way and she paid the price. ๐ŸšซMartyrdom
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Occupy Democrats(@OccupyDemocrats) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Rebekah Jones, the COVID scientist who Ron DeSantis fired for exposing his hiding the true numbers of COVID deaths in Florida, wins her primary & will now face accused child sex-trafficker and Trumper Congresman Matt Gaetz. RT IF YOU SUPPORT REBEKAH JONES AGAINST GAETZ!

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Staff Sergeant Johnson(@Colonel_Myway) 's Twitter Profile Photo

10 STUPID STUFF FUN FACTS
1. You can't see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue sticking out.
4. You just tried No. 3.
6. When you did No. 3 you realized it is possible only you look like a dog.
7. Yourโ€ฆ

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BrooklynDad_Defiant!โ˜ฎ๏ธ(@mmpadellan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has called for Supreme Court Justice to be impeached, and says that she is willing to draft and introduce articles of impeachment herself.

It was learned in a ProPublica report that Thomas was the recipient of lavish gifts for over 20โ€ฆ

BREAKING: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has called for Supreme Court Justice to be impeached, and says that she is willing to draft and introduce articles of impeachment herself. It was learned in a ProPublica report that Thomas was the recipient of lavish gifts for over 20โ€ฆ
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Doc ๎จ€(@DocAtCDI) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Husband takes his wife to a disco, theres a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.
Wife turns to her husband sighs You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him I said no!
Husband says It looks like heโ€™s still out celebrating!

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Don Winslow(@donwinslow) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you have not seen this 1990 clip you should really watch it. It completely exposes Donald Trump to his core. I had no idea this would get 12.6 million views when I posted it in December, 2022 but I am glad it continues to spread. Do your part. Retweet it.

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Brant Lambermont(@brantlambermont) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ed Kwokโœจ It's the fact that it's a precipice where blind zealotry and ignorance are key players in the unknown outcome. Common sense and decency SHOULD prevail in 2024 but we have slipped away from reality and into Bizarro. It's worse now than ever IMHO

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Machine Pun Kelly ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ(@KellyScaletta) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is Winnie Bear when she was a puppy. She was a sweet girl. But as she grew older, she started developing aggression issues.

It started with Honey Bear, to where we couldn't have them in the same room without Winnie attacking HB. So my wife and I almost had to live separateโ€ฆ

This is Winnie Bear when she was a puppy. She was a sweet girl. But as she grew older, she started developing aggression issues. It started with Honey Bear, to where we couldn't have them in the same room without Winnie attacking HB. So my wife and I almost had to live separateโ€ฆ
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Carlos R. Navarro(@CarlosRNavarro1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog crisscrossapplesauce No one should doubt his words.
However, the same people who call everything they dislike communism are the same ones who support a wannabee fascist dictator.

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Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog(@DougWahl1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

IS THIS A PERSONAL THREAT?

Trump told Newsmax yesterday that Americans who oppose him should be careful...because if he wins his project 2025 program will have the Justice Dept. Coming after them.

Your thoughts?

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Natasha Barnes(@UICProfWatch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Middle East Eye Hereโ€™s Emory University economics professor Caroline Fohlin knocked to the ground with her head on the concrete. Her glasses are thrown off. She shouts โ€œIโ€™m a professorโ€

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MantaHunk ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโ˜ฎ๏ธ(@MantaHunk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine if Attorney Dreeben had started out his opening with:

If it pleases the court, we ask that Justice Thomas recuse himself from this case as his wife Ginni Thomas was directly involved in planning & executing the J6 insurrection & attempted coup to overthrow our government

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