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I science & try to make science open. Tweets do not represent my employer's views, but are always correct. My conflicts of interest https://t.co/bZ7I9oSJe0.

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Pretty astonishing how effective a relatively small group of students have been at exploiting the fears and weakness of university administrations to cripple so many campuses in such a short time

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He’s lowballing it because nobody would want to sleep with him 14 times (the number of times needed to reject the null hypothesis of normal fertility at p=.05).

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And the ugliness of democracy is that our elected officials are willing to sell off the future of the planet for thirty pieces of silver.

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Everybody complained about data and code release requirements @plos, but it was precisely to prevent bullshit like this.

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