"Voodoo is real and we are right to fear it" is the most pristine Marianne Williamson take

Por qué siempre huele a pis la estación diagonal norte de la C? Es la única estación que realmente apesta así y está así hace años .

Dear Taylor, I tiktoked you but you still ain’t calling’ …

Uh. Fuck around and find out I guess? I wish people didn’t have so many guns and those with them did not use them so freely but it’s really hard to feel sorry for the guy who got shot here.

Tucker Carlson🤝 Marianne Williamson

I dare anyone to read this again 8 years and a Trump presidency later and tell me it doesn’t hold up perfectly.

Not Haitian. Not in Springfield. Over a year ago. This was the absolute best they could do even after rufo offered a $5000 bounty for information.

Now that the large flow of migrants and drugs through the darian gap has basically rendered moot all of the really dumb ecological and anti-trafficking objections maybe colombia and panama can finally complete the pan american highway system?

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ Joe Colangelo Here is my deal for both of you: I will concede that “Haitians are kidnapping and eating pets in Springfield” if you produce evidence of 1: Haitians 2: Kidnapping and eating pets 3: In Springfield Can we chill with memes until then?

If you told him he was Trump's vice presidential nominee I think he'd understand completely what he's become and, more importantly, why.

I asked someone if they watched wrestling growing up and he replied “no my parents had jobs”

And after seeing a lot of people saying in the replies that it doesn't look like cat I actually went and found some pictures of cats being grilled for human consumption in china and...I kind agree it does not look the same. But i'll admit i could be wrong.

Tyler Austin Harper Listening to Mayorkas on the EKS this week talking about the success of the new executive actions on controlling flows at the border made me see red. They could have stopped this awful swing in public opinion by doing what they did now, 3 years earlier

And some of them did vote!

You can't literally be the person you're playing poker against either, but you can try and put yourself in their shoes and imagine if you were them and reacted in a certain way to the cards you were holding, what cards might have provoked that action.

This is basically the rational behind his book btw, at least that one didn’t generate a bunch of bomb theater