Today’s forecast: Sunny with a 100% chance of Apple picking. 🍎 🍏

Macaroni with fun shapes just taste better. I don’t make the rules.

Leaf blowers should automatically explode if they’re started before 7:00 AM on a weekend.

Happy Birthday to God’s gift to the Midwest: Casey’s Breakfast Pizza!

Why bother getting decently priced apples already neatly bagged at the grocery store when I could pay quadruple that to go to an orchard and carry my child while sweating profusely and maybe wind up with 4 decent apples?

Someone had the best time meeting princesses today!

I may get some heat for this but... apple is the superior fall flavor over pumpkin spice anything.

forever going to at least be a little scared when popping open these darn cinnamon roll dough tubes

I’m a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Midwesterner Looking for: ⚪️ Men ⚪️ Women 🔘 Fall Temperatures

Dear Denver Broncos, We are just asking for competency. Is that so much to ask for? Sincerely, All Broncos fans

Death, taxes, and the NFL referees bailing out the Chiefs. 🙄

Pumpkin patches Corn mazes Apple picking Haunted houses Bonfires Sweatshirt weather This is really the best time of year.

There is a chance to see the Northern Lights late tonight! The best viewing would be before early Monday morning before sunrise. Make sure to get away from light pollution if you want to try to see them! PSA: These forecasts are very finicky and can sometimes not work out.

PSA: Fall officially begins in one week! 🍁

For those excited for those fall colors, we’re already beginning to see the leaves change colors over parts of the country now!

It’s been awhile, but some beneficial rain will be on the way over the next week!

What a trippy view tonight! #SDwx

The Northern Lights are likely going to be visible across the upper Midwest tonight! Go check them out if you’re cloud free!

Unpopular Opinion: Tuesdays are by far the worst day of the week, much worse than Monday.