Lauren Boebert is about to go from being the stupidest person in Congress to being the stupidest person not in Congress.

Good morning! Get your lazy butts up. Here, this song will help. John Newman - Love Me Again youtu.be/CfihYWRWRTQ?si… via YouTube

Some people just can’t people

I saw this someone posted on IG this morning. Still holds up.

Yeah, fuck reducing costs, Put grandma back to work

A guy finds a lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out. GENIE: I’ll grant you three wishes for releasing me GUY: Awesome!!! I want to be rich! GENIE: done. Okay, Rich, what is your second wish

The past does not define you. You are the author of your own destiny.

Honestly, both.

He has really bad insurance

THERAPIST: listen, sarcasm isn’t going to get you anywhere ME: funny you should say that, it actually got me to the 2018 World Sarcasm Championships in The Netherlands THERAPIST: …really?!?! ME: no.

A quick question for our members of Congress; this nation has been sending thoughts and prayers since Columbine, so how are we doing

I wonder if mosquitoes that bite bodybuilders get swole from the juice

For someone that literally doesn’t expect or receive a single visitor in a typical day, I sure spend a hell of a long time picking out pajamas

There is nothing worse than losing the sight of where a big hairy spider went

Dear Amerian children, I want to attend your graduations, not your funerals. Sincerely, A reasonable American

Our nation is sick right now.

We have the ability to remove these poor examples of leadership in November. I’m voting for the ones not bought by the NRA.

LETS GO BABY 💙💙💙💙💙💙. Joy

Derek the Jedi