Republicans: 'Abortion is murder.'

Also Republicans: 'Murder is not murder.'

The Republican Party went from Abraham Lincoln to Marjorie Taylor Greene.

No wonder they don't believe in evolution.

Donald Trump had four years to fix our 'rigged' election system but didn't do it because he was too busy not building the wall, not repealing Obamacare, not fighting COVID-19, not bringing back manufacturing, not defending the Constitution, and not making America great again.

If there really was a Jewish Space Laser, Donald Trump would be a pile of orange ashes.

Republican candidate Kari Lake is refusing to publicly commit to abiding by the results of the upcoming Arizona gubernatorial election.

I would not have thought it possible, but Donald Trump's example has inspired Republicans to become even sorer losers.

Marjorie Taylor Greene puts the nut in nutjob, the loon in lunatic, the numb in numbskull, the lame in lamebrain, and the sedition in Congress.

It's like the Republican Party is one big Hate of the Month Club and this month it's Jews.

Republicans gerrymander districts, selectively close polling places, purge voter rolls, enact voter ID laws, stop mail-in ballots, shorten polling hours, and weaken voting rights legislation, but, when they lose anyway, say the system is rigged against them.

Republican voters are not a monolith, but there is one way in which they are all completely and unconditionally united: they will nominate, support, finance, and elect absolute garbage.

PRO TIP: If fake police officer Herschel Walker pulls you over, try bribing him with Monopoly money.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and be Herschel Walker.

Thanks to Donald Trump and the Republican Party, we've all had to learn the difference between conspiracy, treason, collusion, sedition, and insurrection.

She's had his number since day one.

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING: In a fistfight, Nancy Pelosi could knock Donald Trump on his ass.

In a few hours on January 6, 2021, Nancy Pelosi did more presidenting than Donald Trump did in four years.

SHOCKING BUT TRUE: During their eight years together in the White House, Barack Obama never once tried to incite an angry mob to lynch Joe Biden.

J.K. Rowling is straight up Slytherin now.