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too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. staff writer @lifehacker. headline contributor @TheOnion @reductress.

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2 days ago

my dad said the word “frogger” and i cut him off to go “i hardly know her” and he sighed big and went “just…stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman”