Massive game today at Oakwell honoured to have been asked to do back flips before the kick off . Come on you reds

Not bad but I would have landed a little better

Manager at Morrisons said we don’t mind you doing back flips in the car park but is it necessary to finish off with doing the splits , apparently it’s sent Beryl off the Deli counter into a bit of a tizz

Just out of interest has anyone else won multiple EOTM awards ?

Botanical garden’s Copenhagen thanks for a lovely response to my back flips and Haka it was a pleasure to visit your wonderful city x . The chants of EOTM will stay with me forever .

Just finishing tonight’s agenda for our Dull Men’s Meeting

Elementary Algebra

The Decline in sales of handkerchiefs (satin and cotton )

Red peppers from seed to plate

It’s going to be a full on meeting tonight that’s for sure

She’s as thick as a whale omelette isn’t she ?

Phone you’re mums today if you havnt spoke to them for a while , tell them how much you love them how much you appreciate them and how much your life’s are so much better because of them . And if like me you can’t you will know how much that emptiness will always bring xxxxxx

It’s a little cold for Lycra shorts but I’m braving it

Hugely disappointed to miss out on an invite to Farages 60 th birthday bash it’s years since I have been in a room full of psychopaths.

Kobi says morning everyone x

You pay all the taxes to keep me in a life of luxury in Balmoral and I’ll just charge you £200 to visit it . You really couldn’t make it up 😂

I have been asked by one of the major supermarkets to stop back flipping down the wine and spirits aisle which takes away a little bit of the fun because if it went wrong I’d have loved to have taken out a full section of three barrels Brandy . Health and safety gone mad

People often ask when did I do my first Haka ? . I was 18 and had just had a date cancelled by someone who I had tried to take out for months , did I crumble ? No I went outside and did a fifteen minute Haka , think she will regret it now 😂

Flash back to March 2013 when incredibly I snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat to win EOTM again . Little did I know I would win this 165 consecutive months

The lamb looks traumatised

Treated the crowds at Millhouses park to a double back flip and a short Haka they loved it

Going to see this beautiful little boy shortly , it’s Kobi and Grandad time x