Ok 29°, 90% humidity and mozzies, you can fuck off now, it’s mid-September - I signed up for Northern Spain, not the jungles of Guatemala 😅🫠

Human sacrifice is going a bit far surely

‘Couple hold hands and I hate them for it’ Oh you sad little fucks!

Fracking, cutting corporation tax, making taxpayers fund big energy companies, dropping bankers’ bonus caps, deregulation, scrapping workers’ rights etc. A cynic might conclude the Tories know they’re going to lose the next election and are feathering their post-politics nests.

So, what are the options for bringing down a government/ forcing a general election? As I think it’s time!

‘I would love to be having a front page of The Telegraph with the words General Election. That’s my dream. That’s my obsession’

Anyone know where the factory reset button is?

Surely it should now be renamed the 2022 committee!?!

Honestly, it’s no good screaming “General Election Now” into your phone, you have to do it on the streets, and all at the same time #TipOfTheDay

There seems to be some confusion by the Tories over peoples fears of a Johnson comeback due to him being some sort of political giant, as opposed to him fucking up the country more than he did last time #HeAintNoPatriot

Just a reminder that our new PM mocked the idea of having working class friends

Don’t mean to show off too much, but my eldest is doing some cool shit at the moment, he’s one of the dots at the top of the pylon, after a rather fancy commute!

Just noticed my raspberry plants are fruiting again, it’s nearly fucking November - bonkers

Anyone any ideas for what to do with this lot?

Good way to start the day, cheeky addition of a few slices of spicy potato from Monday night’s Massaman

Late lunch to perk us up on a grim day Trout with herbs and almonds

My Postal Voting Pack arrived in Spain, this morning, Yay! 🤨