I would love to someday travel across the country to attend a later round NFL Draft, dressed outrageously in my team's colors, and stare blankly into the camera for 3-5 seconds after my team drafts a player I've never heard of before saying 'Oh baby. Football: you gotta love it.'

'What about my sons, Penix and Bo Nix?'

Proud to be joining the TV crew covering the NFL draft tonight, where I will be saying 'The NFL man, you gotta love it, hahaha!' after every pick.

Thinking about the slow trajectory we're on - that perhaps we've always been on - that leads to a critically-acclaimed turn by Brendan Fraser as The Judge in a Blood Meridian adaptation.

Ghost Protocol

Passersby were amazed by the

This is the 'greatest city in the world' tweet to end all 'greatest city in the world' tweets

Philadelphia has a 24/7 cheese vending machine and our paper of record has a feature-length profile personifying it

'Who are these other boys with balloons?'

My sources are telling me that the Sixers *are* expected to win their grievance and will be awarded Game 2 as a result, and that the NBA will reset all players' health and stamina to full for Game 3 on Thursday.

When you can't help but get distracted by McEnroe and Zaslav in the crowd at the game

From his 1984 Rolling Stone interview. He wanted it so much, but it cost him so dearly.

Anyway, happy birthday, Jack Nicholson. I hope it was worth it.

Happy Birthday to Jack Nicholson, who essentially retired after The Dark Knight came out because seeing The Joker again made him afraid that he would 'become The Joker once more, this time forever,' the fear that all actors who have played the part carry with them.

I haven't seen people this excited about Anthony Edwards on a basketball court since

Well, you know, tip of the hat to the Knicks, but they also used up all their threes there. They only count for two points the rest of the series.

Goddamn, they got Schirripa there. It's amazing the Sixers have managed to stay in this at all.

JUSTIN THEROUX: And so you guys...swapped bodies because you pissed in a fountain at the same time?

JUSTIN BATEMAN: Mmm hmm, yes, I don't know how much more clear I can be about it.