Thinking about my legs wrapped around you

A guy on twitter who has little to no male mutuals/interactions (only interactions are w women) are bright neon red flags. Hope this helps!

I removed the name bc I get he thinks he was doing some wonderful work but I want to use this as an example He arrived to tell everyone how it's bad for men to harm women, talk about himself and his goodness, then try to explain how WE need to figure out why these men are

"How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?" Me: with the fan on.

LMAOOO

Drunk Erica™️ went wild last night and bought… sunscreen. Better lock her ass up

Gary was testing those things for structural integrity and they failed. He’s keeping the farm safe. 11/10

I do know the Bible, actually. That’s why I’m an atheist. Gonna pass, babe! 😘

the weird little jokes stay ON during sex

Tackle boxes are just Caboodles for boys.

Getting railed in a sundress weather is almost over. Get your railings in before it's too late.

I won’t, I promise

Why is it so difficult for some of you to understand that this is tedious. It is not interesting or engaging. There is no substance. What is the thought process of messaging a person only when they post pictures and being ignored for WEEKS. Your brains have ROTTED.

Giddy up. 😏

Could be us

I become 200% more powerful once I get to CRUNCH my first leaf in Fall.

Hemming and hawing bf, hooting and hollering gf

I’m not saying I hold grudges but I still don’t trust Firestone tires