you ever wish you could text your dog

just constant stress.

i am a diet coke sommelier

my Saturday project!

my fall playlist is called 'folk malone' and it's pretty much all Noah Kahan, Post Malone, and other random acoustic shit

im moving

sometimes i feel bad when people say mean things to me on the internet, but then i see they look like an NPC that would drop common loot upon defeat.

This 1000%
Give me a good blog post (with images) over a YouTube video any day and I will learn so much better

remember, in cyberspace, everyone can hear you scream (at your malfunctioning device).

kids these days havent seen the classics. i've made a list of some of my favorite halloween-time movies that include some i think the teenagers can finally watch. input?

could that cause...premature evacuation?

I've never bought anything so fast in my life

thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! shoutout to LogRhythm for giving birthdays off. i had fun sleeping in, watching football, and building legos!