'do you track calories or sodium' man i just grilled an impossible burger patty and smashed it up into two things of protein ramen, i'm like if you taught a gorilla how to cook please leave me alone

funniest thing about twitter circles was still all the people who were like “I never saw anyone using circles”

Someone in the group chat said Baz Luhrmann should’ve directed wicked and he couldn’t be more right

😍 asexual lighting >>>>>

following the new guy im training at work into the restroom and saying 'alright so just kind do what i do'

D20 fans May I offer you some critical world building and smart characterization in this trying time

I have yet to hear a D&D actual play where the combat and the narrative are not treated as two separate things and it makes them completely unlistenable to me.

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Me trying standup: heheh anyway you’re a great crowd, great crowd, hey, so anyone else reaching that age where all your friends are taken to the chamber? Every single one! Taken to the chamber. I know, right? (I see a pale faceless man in the back of the room) It’s time, isn’t it

We're delighted to announce our ‘Charitea: Uplifting the Industry’ Mixer at Develop:Brighton with Airship Interactive!

This relaxed, tea-focused mixer will include journaling activities and a tea workshop from Bird & Blend.

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We are so exci-tea-d to be hosting a tea-inspired cosy mixer at Develop:Brighton this year!

Come join us for some tea mixology, the *cutest* gift bags and some journaling to help ease you into the event season ❤️

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If you meet a surgeon at a party don't immediately start pitching to them. They are sick of hearing ideas for surgeries, and even if you give them a good one they will just steal it without crediting you

A show set 2000 years after the apocalypse in rebuild 2 called Turn Ɐvangelion

this is such a lit lede

If the only metric you have for consumption is necessity well baby,,, stops signs must be the highest art form on earth to you.

went looking for a pic of the crew of the challenger space shuttle hoping it'd be 3 people like on apollo 11 so i could post it with the caption 'challengers (1986)'. well it turns out there was 7 of them. doesn't work. posting this for transparency and to acknowledge my failures

Very similar to Mario 64 vs Rare both elevating and killing the 'Collectathon' in one console era. Because Mario 64 wasn't about collecting stars, it was about moving through fun levels. The stars were the GOAL.

This is why Tony Hawk games are the true successor to Mario 64.

I spent my money on this and I think you should too

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Raw Fury is hiring for a Marketing Manager! 🚨 The 24-25 Slate is fantastic and our team is ace (apart from me obvs)

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