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John Hale

@johnhalecrimlaw

Criminal trials and appeals, NWT & Ont; VP of Criminal Lawyers Assoc. 2019-23; @LawMcGill alum; vinyl LP hoarder; marathoner x 25 (he/him/his)

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Unsolicited plug for a new edition of an indispensable text which any criminal practitioner/Judge should have if they do sex assault cases. Authors are the brilliant Daniel Brown and Jill Witkin. Criminal Lawyersโ€™ Association members use code CLA15MEM-J24 for 15% off. emond.ca/Store/Books/Prโ€ฆ

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Currently reading a decision for a potential appeal, where the trial judge writes that the couple "attempted the act in a prone juxtaposition" following which "they reoriented to vertical congress". Somebody turn the temperature down.

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Dear City of Ottawa. Could you please send a civil engineer - or a whole team - to the corner of Elgin/Laurier during the afternoon rush hour? There has been chaos for over a year, from the courthouse to Nicholas, as people try from 3 directions to get into the single HWY 417 lane.

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Watching the Biden/Trump debate, I'm struck by how much Biden has declined since 2020. He is not only having trouble finishing sentences, he is not finishing words. Trump is a lying bully, but he is bizarrely articulate in comparison. Glad I don't have to choose between these 2.

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Going to my browser and forgetting what site I was about to go to: the tech version of going downstairs and forgetting what I went there for.

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Driving from Ottawa to Yellowknife. Gas prices in Ontario are generally $1.53 to $1.75 per litre. Last stop in ON (Kenora) gas is $1.65. Just on the other side of the border, 20km into Manitoba, gas is $1.43/litre. Why is Justin Trudeau being blamed for high gas prices in ON?

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At the lake, I am reminded of my mom's Water Rules. Rule 1: NO SWIMMING WITHIN 1 HOUR OF EATING. Not so much as a toe in the water, or I would DIE of a STOMACH CRAMP, regardless of how much/little I ate. After 3600 seconds one can swim, except Rule 2: WEEDS WILL KILL YOU.

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I'm not sure about the math - 200,000,000 at 365.25 per year comes out to almost 550 thousand years of Canuckle* - but congrats anyway to the Canuckle ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ crew for an amazing milestone. I've sure enjoyed my 2 years! *Just kidding

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Itโ€™s currently 11:05 pm on a perfect cool summer night in Inuvik, not far south of the Arctic Ocean, and I am in my hotel room thoroughly enjoying the joyous sounds of people playing baseball on an unlit field. Summers in the North are simply spectacular.

Itโ€™s currently 11:05 pm on a perfect cool summer night in Inuvik, not far south of the Arctic Ocean, and I am in my hotel room thoroughly enjoying the joyous sounds of people playing baseball on an unlit field. Summers in the North are simply spectacular.