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John Hale

@johnhalecrimlaw

Criminal trials and appeals, NWT & Ont; VP of Criminal Lawyers Assoc. 2019-23; @LawMcGill alum; vinyl LP hoarder; marathoner x 25 (he/him/his)

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At the lake, I am reminded of my mom's Water Rules. Rule 1: NO SWIMMING WITHIN 1 HOUR OF EATING. Not so much as a toe in the water, or I would DIE of a STOMACH CRAMP, regardless of how much/little I ate. After 3600 seconds one can swim, except Rule 2: WEEDS WILL KILL YOU.