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lmao WHAT!!!! this rules so hard I'm throwing punches in the air already hurt my shoulder

I’m up near Columbia for a planned pro-Israel rally and march led by Christian Nationalist pastor Sean Feucht. Small crowd of counter protesters

I’m at Columbia this evening where a group of Christian nationalists will be marching in support of Israel

Make no mistake, Johnson went to New York City for a confrontation and only got a verbal one. American conservatives are using this as a Trojan horse to control universities and colleges and some liberals are already taking the bait.

NEW: UT Austin released 'protest rules' that say 'individuals may not come to campus without authorization,' which is in direct contradiction to a video they published 6 months ago that says members of the public can 'come to campus at any time and engage in demonstrations.'

I repeat: all reports show the only people who committed any actual physical violence on the quad today at Emory are law enforcement officers.

whether you’ve already been arrested or not, don’t make small talk with cops. it can’t help you and it can hurt you. know that you may be recorded while sitting in the transport van or holding cell with other people who were arrested.

Sotomayor: If the president decides that his rival is a corrupt person and he orders the military to assasinate him, is that within his official acts to which he has immunity?

'That could well be an official act,' Trump lawyer John Sauer says

As NYU Journalism faculty-I'm noting that:

Here is a student journalist who appears to have been pepper sprayed by the NYPD

and is NOT being cared for or protected by:

1. The NYPD
2. NYU administrators b/c they invited NYPD
3. Campus 'safety' b/c they worked w/NYPD

Cops when little kids are being murdered in their school vs cops when college students are protesting a genocide

Jake you should delete this tweet. As everyone has now informed you, that is not the Columbia campus, that is a New York street corner, and that guy isn’t a Columbia student, he is a local weirdo.

I’m honored to be a finalist for the 2024 Livingston Awards for Young Journalists for my coverage of Biden’s Gaza policy

Thank you to those who’ve taken risks to share information & analysis the public deserves, to my incredible editors HuffPost & to my audience. Keep reading!
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Trump just claimed that the police have shut down the streets around the courthouse for blocks & that his protesters can’t be here.

Just…not true. There is one pro-Trump person here & the main street along the courthouse is open to traffic.

As someone who was there—who leapt out of the way of Fields’ car and saw Heather Heyer die—I still cannot quite believe that people are proudly posting shit like this.

The NRA did Marion Hammer like the Bobs did Milton in Office Space. They just stopped paying her lmao.

Hmmm.

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