wake up babe it’s time for your daily age gap discourse

people in the 80s and 90s complained nonstop about faceless corporations so now corporations have a face and its a 55 year old afrikaaner who communicates exclusively in reddit memes

nothing encapsulates the modern political climate better than the worlds richest man posting about how the jews control the media

me (immortal) doing blow with alien hookers in 3465 AD: hahaha yes! YES!

me floating through homogenous empty space after the heat death of the universe several billion years later: “what the fuck. this sucks”

twitter when a cis guy has exactly one (1) feminine coded trait

“I don’t know why TV comedies still suck” all the writers survived

final fantasy 7 is a game about how the unabomber raised a lot of interesting points

outraged at taylor swift on behalf of all the fat fucks out there. i feel your pain, huge disgusting whales

the funniest thing about the 'hillary killed ghadaffi to prevent the united states of africa' people is them looking at this guy and thinking 'ahh yes, the future President of Africa'

Sascheen Littlefeather biopic starring Ariana Grande

celebrating latina history month

reusing my dads 10 year old jokes about latte drinking faggots for viral content on Twitter dot com

not impressive. I am a straight and can say both of those words easily

What national political figure is going to get murdered while trying to escape from a fact finding mission to Yeezytown

This is a paragraph in a *pro* deincarceration take

Gadaffi was going to solve the problem of male loneliness by creating a right to sex (graciously provided by his all female body guards) but then Hillary Clinton (a woman, evil) single handedly couped him.

Every time one of you posts about how you “don’t care if men are having sex” the horrifying grunting noises coming from above your apartment every night gets 5 decibels louder