Hekate: you are the little spoon, aren't you?

Hades: i'm a knife

Persephone: he's the little spoon

[Dionysus and Hermes setting the kitchen on fire while cooking]

Hermes: WE NEED AN ADULT

Dionysus: WE ARE ADULTS

Hermes: WE NEED ANOTHER ADULT

Dionysus: i'm afraid to look childish, you know?

Aphrodite: you just have to be relaxed, talk about adult things

Dionysus: okay, got it!

*later in his date*

Ariadne: do, what do you do for fun?

Dionysus: taxes

i love how the greek gods are still alive nowadays. people still paint them, write about them, worship them... it makes my heart feel warm ❤️‍🩹

[lost on an island]

Ares: we ar-

Hephaestus: if you say that we’re going in circles one more time, i’ll hit you. of course you’ve seen this before, it’s the fucking ocean

The Ancient Greeks had Diogenes in his jar questioning societal norms and we have bus hammock man.

Dionysus: am i the only who finds it weird that i can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction

Artemis: how high are you?

Dionysus: 1'85, why?

¡Bienvenidas a la asignación divina del mes! Este mayo es el mes de la diosa más amada y deseada: AFRODITA 🌊🐚🩷💋

Persephone: what a weirdo, i can't believe i'm gonna make out with him

Hermes: well... you don't have to

Persephone: no, i'm gonna

i just turned 26 drinking wine and thinking about Dionysus, ready to enter in my wildest era yet 🙂‍↕️🍷 send me a picture of your pet pls it's my bday

you can't fool me, that's Dionysus

Ares: fuck me if i'm wrong but-

Aphrodite: you're wrong

Ares: i haven't ev-

Aphrodite: you're WRONG

Hestia: i'm worried about you

Dionysus, dunking an oreo in wine: why?

Ariadne: oh, gods! what happened??!

Dionysus, crazy hair, scratch marks, a golden eye, ripped clothes, with a wild crazy look in his eyes: life

here's a connections game about greek mythology!! have fun and share your results 😎
connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-Nv7OohlU…

NO ONE told me i look cute 😔 it's the last time i post a selfie

my friend is selling two Taylor Swift tickets for Lisbon, may 25th ‼️‼️