¡Bienvenidas a la asignación divina del mes! Este mayo es el mes de la diosa más amada y deseada: AFRODITA 🌊🐚🩷💋

Persephone: what a weirdo, i can't believe i'm gonna make out with him

Hermes: well... you don't have to

Persephone: no, i'm gonna

i just turned 26 drinking wine and thinking about Dionysus, ready to enter in my wildest era yet 🙂‍↕️🍷 send me a picture of your pet pls it's my bday

you can't fool me, that's Dionysus

Ares: fuck me if i'm wrong but-

Aphrodite: you're wrong

Ares: i haven't ev-

Aphrodite: you're WRONG

Hestia: i'm worried about you

Dionysus, dunking an oreo in wine: why?

Ariadne: oh, gods! what happened??!

Dionysus, crazy hair, scratch marks, a golden eye, ripped clothes, with a wild crazy look in his eyes: life

here's a connections game about greek mythology!! have fun and share your results 😎
connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-Nv7OohlU…

NO ONE told me i look cute 😔 it's the last time i post a selfie

my friend is selling two Taylor Swift tickets for Lisbon, may 25th ‼️‼️

Hades: h-

Demeter: leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass

the comment section is Dionysus' latest searches on google- GO!!

Aphrodite: i need a favor

Ares: i will kill for you if you ask me to

Aphrodite:

Aphrodite: can you take out the trash?

if Jack Black is Dionysus, where is Hermes? and also WHERE IS APOLLO?