We have a beachy kitchen

Have you considered using your powers of observation and your critical thinking skills or do you wait to be told what to do like someone who can’t manage themselves?

#Leo: let it go. Also #Leo: if bitches wanna act funny we can act hilarious.

Charcoal Pit shakes are delicious!

I don’t anyone is your best friend.

Toddler pooping face

You can just block people without announcing it.

That dude wants to find a partner who will over function for him.

This is anxiety.

we have literal psychological evidence that having to constantly ask a partner to do things exacerbates stress, burnout, and overall poor mental health.

If you’re going to cite ChatGPT the correct citation is just “a hallucinating plagiarism machine that is cooking the planet” followed by the date on which you used that hallucinating plagiarism machine that is cooking the planet.

Most women really hate raising the extra kid they have in the house: the husband.

Men just say shit to say shit. Doesn’t matter if it’s tethered to reality or not.

T. S. Eliot, The Cocktail Party (1948).

4 full weeks into the 24-25 school year and I can say this: *I've spent most of my time developing strategies & procedures to address/teach Executive Functioning. Lord. Help. #TeacherReflections +

My husband works in the water department and would lose any fingers that had a metal ring on them.

— James Baldwin

Could that guy in France be punished enough to equal his wife’s pain?

This is one of the most heartbreaking pieces of art in American history.