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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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“The worm that ate part of my brain will not affect my ability to serve as president” is the kind of dynamic campaign slogan that’s gonna seal the deal for ol’ Brainworm Bobby!

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“What kind of *feeling* do we want for this ad?”

“The absolute annihilation of all artistic, tactile human experience. Re-watch the opening of T2: JUDGEMENT DAY.”

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Get tickets for Patton Oswalt and Jordan Blum signing From the World of Minor Threats: The Alternates on May 25th at 1PM‼️

Tickets and more info here: booksoup.com/event/patton-o…

Get tickets for @pattonoswalt and @BlumJordan signing From the World of Minor Threats: The Alternates on May 25th at 1PM‼️ Tickets and more info here: booksoup.com/event/patton-o…
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WHOOOO! New tour poster from Ridge Rooms for my Friday, June 14th show at Humphreys Concerts by the bay!!! You can go to IG: @mascotsyndicate and purchase a copy — all $$$ goes to the artist!!!

WHOOOO! New tour poster from Ridge Rooms for my Friday, June 14th show at @HumphreysShows!!! You can go to IG: @mascotsyndicate and purchase a copy — all $$$ goes to the artist!!!
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I have a lot to say about Jeannie Epper. Most of all, I loved her. I always felt that we understood and appreciated one another.

After all, it was the 70s. We were united in the way that women had to be in order to thrive in a man’s world, through mutual respect, intellect and…

I have a lot to say about Jeannie Epper. Most of all, I loved her. I always felt that we understood and appreciated one another. After all, it was the 70s. We were united in the way that women had to be in order to thrive in a man’s world, through mutual respect, intellect and…
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