Looks like she’s in Six the musical

What do you mean? Lily Allen told you it was 22 when the future still looked bright, Blink-182 told you nobody likes you when you're 23. You kids just don't listen to the lore.

RFK in the spinroom: "look, he meant it, they're eating the pets, those delicious delicious pets, all hot and roasted, and smothered in rich creamery butter...the secret snack, nature's most forbidden treat...*drools*"

"Then, as people finally got to see it in the mountains, these questions received an answer no one was expecting because that answer was: monkey." theguardian.com/film/2024/sep/…

They continue to aspire to solve more crimes than they commit

There are four Twitter accounts that care about this and they are all him

"Remember what father said?" "Everything before the but is horse shit"

Brooklyn 99s final series is (understandably) grappling so hard to process doing a wacky sitcom about the SS that it punctures whatever thin facade existed to protect the rest.

God, I can't believe the suffering those people must be going through

I think it's weird how quickly the American press accepted a direct causal link between what Republicans say and bomb threats and decided not to really interrogate it basically out of politeness

Just call me Bossman Some tips for making your own doner meat: 1) Use high % fat meat, it helps bind. 2) Two step cooking: bake to set, carve, then fry in a pan 3) Don't bother