AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

imgonnagetyouback makes Taylor look like such a damn hypocrite sorry!!!!

Gag

Congratulations to the first girl to caption her Instagram “lights, camera, bitch smile” you did it!!!!

This is the kind of pen Taylor used to write The Tortured Poets Department

I have always said if Taylor Swift was not the best pop star in the world she would be a serial killer and listening to the TTPD leak proves that

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The great work begins

We need to declare a state of emergency until i have read Tavi Gevinson’s Taylor Swift fanfic PDF

a still from my short film
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girls5eva should have 22-episode seasons so that it can cover holidays, my important take
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In 2022 I worked on a pilot about the student debt crisis in Boston... since more loan cancellation was in the news this week we are now posting this segment in which we raised $6 to help borrowers... please enjoy it now 🫶 youtu.be/6GqC095bSQk

The lucky son of a bitch

I can’t believe OJ Simpson will never get to listen to the tortured poets department

The fact of the matter is I’m headlining in Los Angeles next Friday, April 19 💐

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Thought this said Evan Ross Katz

Shuold I get coolsculpting or heal my inner child I only have time for one

My album Everyone Should Be My Exact Same Age is out now and streaming on all platforms

Hope you enjoy ❤️

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Wicked but Tron

Every first line of a memoir is like this:
“I was 8 but ugly. Long in the wrong places, and dressed in my Sunday Worst. I got boobs young but they were the embarrassing kind, and training bras dont train you for Joey Spumoni calling you “butt chest” in front of the entire class”