I was finishing @AdelleWaldman's Help Wanted when the room got gloomy.

Stepped onto the lawn w the silly glasses.

Had a good view.

Before 'totality' I got bored -- the novel was more compelling -- so I went back inside and turned on a light to keep reading.

Goddamn, Adelle Waldman is such a great writer. I stayed up too late last night finishing #helpwanted - it should be required reading for all Americans.

If you're trying to guess the password to our wifi, the key is to be well-acquainted with 'It's a Wonderful Life.'

This review is very meaningful to me, on multiple levels.

Can't wait for everyone to read and discuss this book, published today. Great piece by Michelle Goldberg. nytimes.com/2024/03/04/opi…

do not buy the one flavor of hummus that’s 25% off

Adelle Waldman (Adelle Waldman), the author of The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P., worked at a big-box store to research her riveting and important new novel, Help Wanted. Read all about it! thecut.com/article/adelle…

Short parable on the need for local journalism: My wife and I live in a small town (~25,000 people) in Middlesex County, NJ, where we recently had a referendum on whether or not to increase the fire department budget by about 60% (🧵 continues)

Here's Adelle Waldman with a really important piece for New York Times Opinion. Some stunning facts in here. nytimes.com/2024/02/19/opi…

inspector at the baby carrot factory: ok first of all these need to be MUCH wetter

I appreciate it when the jar of cornichons comes with the little cornichon elevator

Shohei Ohtani is NOT in Toronto
Ohtani is NOT on a flight to Toronto
But he’s falling asleep and she's calling a cab while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag

Pro golfers are using this term “generational wealth” to describe the mammoth amount on offer from LIV and why it must be accepted. They’re trying to find a way to suggest their own wealth comes up short. Come on. You took the money because no amount is ever enough. Own it.

If Hudson Yards had to adhere to Louisville’s (former) parking requirements (cars.destroyed.our.cities):

Not on my bingo card for today ( from CA5 Judge Jerry Smith in a case involving the ADA)

thetimes.co.uk/article/the-tr…

Read anna maxted feature on Evan Hughes Pain Hustlers in The Times and The Sunday Times AND read the book Pain Hustlers now! Learn about the true story behind the hit Netflix film.