I typed my symptoms into WebMD and it said that I likely have an “addiction to Cheddar Bay biscuits.”

Might be a wild ride the next week

I hope this email finds you buoyant.

I grew up just outside this park and now I have to be depressed more.

There’s a metaphor here. Like maybe I’ve grown and am ready to flower but I’m still encased in pond scum. Or something

Hitler in 1925

Did you know, that because of budget problems, the movie Total Recall had to be filmed almost exclusively on Earth instead of Mars?

Just watched beetle juice again with the kids. I read that Micheal Keaton is only in the film for 17 minutes. What a way to own a role! How many actors can say they helped create such an iconic character with only 17 minutes of screen time?

Who started calling the cybertrucks Deploreans? I owe you a drink.

if someone with an Israeli flag in their handle called me a toddler I'd assume they were trying to threaten me

Guys. Did you know you can put chicken adobo on a French roll and dip it in the sauce like a French dip with au jus?

I’ve dreaming if this for about 20 years.

Hey Hello Games Sean Murray Now that we have a nautical expedition and fishing, when are we getting sea freighters? I want to sail the high seas.

Eric Clapton altering his lyrics to appeal to younger “hipper” fans: 🎶And then she asks me, "Do I look alright?" And I say, “quirk chungus, you look wonderful tonight"🎶🎸