latest dsa drama affirms my decision to never join, or care about, dsa

hitler: the bob dylan of anti-semitism

finally no more of that pussy therapy for ladies

cbdcels seething

johnny carson: you've done a tremendous job with this program, jim. quality entertainment with some real substance to it.

jim henson: well thank you, we put a lot of thought into it.

carson: now these bert and ernie characters. friends of dorothy i take it?

and is the LASERGIANT1 in the room with us right now?

can't stop laughing

happy October 24th to all who celebrate

an episode of Curb where Larry trips and accidentally spills coffee on a Degas painting and gets called a climate activist

couples costume idea

Bringing up the fact the Yankees won 27 World Series is the baseball equivalent of Republicans reminding you they freed the slaves

my wife is a fucking white boy with a 10 inch penis

sorry nancy we got a new throat goat

the ceiling:

my husband and i wake up every morning and talk shit about your ridiculous takes. every morning. it never gets old & we never run out of stupid twitter takes to talk about. love him so much.

i like pancakes

Remember:

If you are rooting against the Yankees you're on the side of Ted Cruz

EPIC DUB