not on bsky out of principle (a bunch of sv bros showing up with their decentralized social network like mastodon never existed is a bigger elon musk move than anything elon musk has done to twitter)

not on mastodon out of decentralized social networks sound like a nightmare

can’t believe i’m finding out about the horrifying prison boat from a ‘the people at the horrifying prison boat have it too good’ tweet screencap

i commute in a little underground train with my wife

who says we're running out of explosive ordinance to send to ukraine

i get what you are doing here it’s really cute but that kills the xbox please give that cat a laptop to sit on

jk rowling about to lose her shit about the trend of radeons self presenting to be geforces

cats dont show love like dogs do but the day i absentmindedly picked up salsa and put her on my shoulder without wearing a shirt and she dropped dead to the ground because she didnt wanna claw my skin thats when i knew we were mates for life

sometimes youll briefly forget you have a cat and then you hear faint footsteps in your bedroom and what looks like eyes behind you laptop screen and its horrifying

fighting the battle against jet lag on the side of jet lag (waking up at 4am in nyc all week, now waking up 11pm in london all week)

once again,