so uhhh

who else bought majors at the bottom that are up like 4-5%

instead of blue chip alts and memes that are up like 362548%

bruh we suck fr

mum parading my fatass all over the condo introducing her pride and joy to ppl while i waddle over to say hello

wtf iran saw gcr tweet and still attacked ?

gcr just stopped the ww3 nuke lmfao

i love it here

Can’t have our vegetable president accidentally leaking crucial information

lmfao patriots in control

I don’t have wifi and can’t turn my phone into a mobile hotspot so I can’t actually use my ledger

But this is where I would go all in

Buy the fucking dip

internet has slowly devolved into a bunch of fking cuckolds that analyze the dumbest shit

most of us shitpost during pullbacks but i buy the bags that people with max conviction shill

fk it ill borrow ur conviction idc

instead of feeling sad about losing generational wealth

take a second to appreciate how delicious macaroons are

👍👍

btc looks strong and eth looks like shit

sigh

mum called me fat

time for a bounce?

that’s right!

nuke again!

just landed in chicago

disgusting city

are many of us down 7 figures ? yes

but neon just got sentenced to prison for a year in dubai for illegal filming

so overall, i think today’s a dub

do we buy here or

honestly id be so rich if i max shorted every time i was 100% sure we were about to breakout

shhhhh

don’t look

low key awesome how zerohedge is a top news source but also literally one of us

big bro shills our bags to millions

flying to midwest for mum’s bday

one day I’ll convince her to let me buy her a house literally anywhere outside the worthless shithole that is milwaukee