I was staying in the Marriott with Jesus and John Wayne. So I'm never surprised by how this shithole country turned out.

Kinda know these randos who pop up in your mentions also don't wash their bungholes.

How many people did you sicken, rando fucker who just showed up in my mentions? (Also, too: No one wants to looks at your pathetic face.)

Herschel Walker plot sickens:

Surreal scene in lobby today: Super in service elevator wearing a mask. Neighbor can't find a mask to get by the 'masks required' sign next to the elevator. I point out passenger elevator operator is not wearing a mask. And ride up pissed while neighbor is stranded in lobby.

Old here also with a reminder that you are never too old to never, ever want them in the room with a gynecologist and you.

congratulations to the literally zero Republicans who have denounced the attack on Paul Pelosi. take a victory lap, you soulless ghouls

He’s white

Tip of the snifter from Baquet, safely removed from the game:

Elon Musk‘s promised new era of “free speech“ got off to a rousing start as multiple right-wing accounts celebrated the near-fatal attack on the husband of the Democratic Speaker of the House.

Straight to the point. This is how you do it

Noble. I would like to live in a country where elected officials like every other citizen are protected using 'we the people' tax dollars.

spending your last day as a free man complaining about Black Adam

Rob Portman Empty words. You supported what is causing this. We aren’t blind.

I still can't believe America let Rupert Murdoch into the country. Australian horse. ('s ass.)